Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Way way back, many centuries agoin 1991, after a lot of physical testing, I was accepted on a canoe trip with the Yorkshire Schools Exploring Society. We were originally going to canoe Lake Titicaca on the Peru/Bolivia border, but due to unforseen circumstances (cholera epidemic), about 2 months before the trip it was changed to the Yukon River.
Anyway, as the Hull Daily Mail only ever has news about chavs and how shit Hull schools are, I made page 5. With a picture of me in a canoe and all my canoeing gear - in a fucking swimming pool!
Was also in the HDM a few times for trampolining.
Oh, and when my gran died I placed a bereavement ad.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 5:14,
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