Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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School ScandalThe tomfoolery which happened at my school's junior disco was revealed in The Sun. Along with ace subheadings such as "binge!" and "sordid disgrace!" it reported the various acts of drunken misadventure by a bunch of kids. One kid was found unconcious in a wheelie bin by the PE teacher (a chaperone of the evening), another unfortunate young fellow was thrown through a window, another lucky little man was found heavy petting behind the christmas tree, some lucky teachers were vomitted on, others, not so lucky, had the shit beaten out of them by mad gangs of drunken mini-chavs off their moobs on bucky. (though there probably was at least one massive chav that hit puberty at 7 - there's always one)
The valiant effort by the young children of a town called Haddington consequently made it into the Rogues Gallery of that shit magazine Loaded.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 10:36, Reply)
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