Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Overt Jubilation for Duck Race WinnerI was 14. I had been dragged to my local fun day, which included a duck race. And whadddaya know, I won. And it's true what they say about fame- the hacks descended upon me within seconds. A rather confused looking middle aged man, as it was. He asked me how I felt to have won. I said that it felt good, because I depended on it for sustenance, then walked off feeling ever so smart for sticking it to the press and pretending I was homeless. Yes, I was a.. whats the word... 'twattish' child.
Well I was in the paper, and he put my quote.
He also printed a picture of me collecting my book token.
TWAT.. TWAT... T W A T.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 18:29, Reply)
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