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This is a question Look! It's me in the Local Paper

Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.

What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.

(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Not local papers, but...
PSM2:

There were a few other haikus that they didn't print, the best one of which was:
Person in my sights
Stay so very very still
Ha ha ha! GOTCHA!

For non-gamers: Dante is the lead character of Devil May Cry. He has a white barnet. Spyro is a nauseatingly cute purple dragon. DMC2 is Devil May Cry 2, which was asshat compared to the first one.

Official PlayStation 2 mag:

Got a copy of Second Sight for this one. Had it been Psi-Ops I would've kept it, but as it was I traded it in for EyeToy Play 2.

I have also appeared in the local paper a couple of times, and had a letter printed in The Independent, but none of those were funny.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 23:00, Reply)

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