Look! It's me in the Local Paper
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Not local papers, but...
PSM2:
There were a few other haikus that they didn't print, the best one of which was:
Person in my sights
Stay so very very still
Ha ha ha! GOTCHA!
For non-gamers: Dante is the lead character of Devil May Cry. He has a white barnet. Spyro is a nauseatingly cute purple dragon. DMC2 is Devil May Cry 2, which was asshat compared to the first one.
Official PlayStation 2 mag:
Got a copy of Second Sight for this one. Had it been Psi-Ops I would've kept it, but as it was I traded it in for EyeToy Play 2.
I have also appeared in the local paper a couple of times, and had a letter printed in The Independent, but none of those were funny.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2005, 23:00, Reply)
PSM2:
There were a few other haikus that they didn't print, the best one of which was:
Person in my sights
Stay so very very still
Ha ha ha! GOTCHA!
For non-gamers: Dante is the lead character of Devil May Cry. He has a white barnet. Spyro is a nauseatingly cute purple dragon. DMC2 is Devil May Cry 2, which was asshat compared to the first one.
Official PlayStation 2 mag:
Got a copy of Second Sight for this one. Had it been Psi-Ops I would've kept it, but as it was I traded it in for EyeToy Play 2.
I have also appeared in the local paper a couple of times, and had a letter printed in The Independent, but none of those were funny.
( , Fri 11 Feb 2005, 23:00, Reply)
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