Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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SuperheroOne day while waiting for the train I pulled a stray pup out of a creek, then had the clever idea of telling the local rag about it so that said pup could find a home.
Next day the l.r has an article about local man "heroically" battling nettles and freezing water to rescue drowning dog.
Immense and unrelenting piss-taking from neighbours ensues.
Thankyou Dunfermline Press you bunch of twunts.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 2:04, Reply)
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