Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Sick Vandals Smear Shop With HedgehogAfter a rather debauched party in the local rugby club, myself & about 10 friends waited around to make sure all the ladeeez made it safely to their taxis. Unfortunately, upon entering the carpark one of the taxis ran over a hedgehog. What followed is nothing to be proud of, and something which I will put down to our inebriated state... we decided to play football with the poor little roadkill. It wasn't long before things got a little out of control, and the hog found its way on to the roof of a local carphone warehouse, and entrails were liberally scattered across a few parked cars.
A mildly crazy evening, but, as I am sure you will agree, nothing too out of the ordinary.
Come the following Monday, we were rather surprised to find our drunken antics had made front page of the Herts and Essex newspaper, under the headline.... sick vandals smear shop with hedgehog. There was even a £250 reward to find the culprits! The paper also speculated that it may have been the work of devil worshipers or witches. I still have a copy of that old paper.
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