Look! It's me in the Local Paper
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Nothing really happens around here...
When i was about three months old i managed to get a half page spread in TWO papers with a massive photo of myself, just because i had (and sitll do have) a rare eye condition. Nothing much happens around here as you can tell.
Also during my time as an air cadet (decided my local squadron sucks so i left) at the rememberance day parade apparently a bunch of chavs were shouting e.t.c during the silence and at the cadets and visitors e.t.c which got the two front pages in the paper that week. Funnily enough i never saw any of this actually happen.... (everyone knows local papers are always making up s**t) although it was a good chance for the paper to make chavs look like flag-burning, non respecting anarchists.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2005, 22:08, Reply)
When i was about three months old i managed to get a half page spread in TWO papers with a massive photo of myself, just because i had (and sitll do have) a rare eye condition. Nothing much happens around here as you can tell.
Also during my time as an air cadet (decided my local squadron sucks so i left) at the rememberance day parade apparently a bunch of chavs were shouting e.t.c during the silence and at the cadets and visitors e.t.c which got the two front pages in the paper that week. Funnily enough i never saw any of this actually happen.... (everyone knows local papers are always making up s**t) although it was a good chance for the paper to make chavs look like flag-burning, non respecting anarchists.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2005, 22:08, Reply)
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