Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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During Village Gala weekThere was a Dr Who exhibition in the Church where this guy had made all these scale and full size models of props from the series. Including a Dalek. Having managed to persuade him to let me roam about the Church Hall randomly exterminating old ladies, I was alarmed to see from inside my strange smelling confines that a large flash of light had just occured at the time I'd activated the death-ray. No-one said anything when I got out so I presumed she had been a widow so no harm done. Two days later there's a picture in the Daily Record of this man and the minister's wife pulling a 'crivens, look how scared we are' face with me inside the dalek exterminating them.
Of course you can't see my face...
(, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 16:31, Reply)
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