My driving instructor in the early 90s was a card
He was possible the most replusive man I've ever been forced to spend any time with.

To give you some backstory I'm 6 foot 3 and lived near Tottenham in Norf Lahndan. The driving instructors car was a fiat Cinquencento, basically one of the smallest cars ever made. This made driving difficult for me, even before introducing the driving instructors bulk; He was about 23-25 stone and overflowed his chair, enveloping both the gear-stick and the handbrake of the tiny car. To change gear, or to park, I had to shove my hand into his putrid flesh, dig around a bit to get the desired grip on the stick and withdraw, feeling grubby.

On my first lesson I realised that his corpulent flabbiness was only his second most horrible trait. His worst was his persistent racism against ANYONE we drove past.

He would actually wind down the window whenever he saw an Indian (or asian) origin woman driving and tell them "To get off the fucking road, none of youw can drive!" ...this coming from a man taking a learner on his first lesson... I couldn't drive for fuck.

The best thing was even though he was a massive thug, he was also a huge coward; He wouldn't ever insult a big black bloke out of the window, he was just grumble about them with the window up. I would have love to have seen him have the same balls he did with the small defenceless women with some massive bruiser from Tottenham but alas it wasn't to be.

I had 5 lessons with this gimp and then just made my dad teach me.
( DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:11, 6 replies)

Shouting at women from a passing car
He sounds well 'ard! How did you resist the urge to thump him?
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:41, closed)

My arm was stuck in his side fat

( DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:00, closed)

You sir,
are a filthy size-ist.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:49, closed)

Thats probably fair
I like mocking fatties. They're too slow to catch me when I runaway laughing.
( DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:45, closed)

Finster
Watch out for those fatties, they eat their young.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:04, closed)

He was
Fatty Balatty* out of Viz and I claim my five pounds.













































































































































*Or Mr Staminer
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:21, closed)