Nazi bastard
Two examples

1. Went to an ANL concert in the 1990's and came back to find a bunch of skinheads making a swastika out of Cadbury fudges on the bonnet of my car. Still don't know wtf it was supposed to do, make me hate fudge?

2. My Dad refers to people with skin darker than white as 'the problem'. I hate him and had my revenge by making sure his carer was from the Ivory Coast, body of a godess and voice of an angel.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:23, 7 replies)

a finger of fudge is just enough
to make your kids go nazi
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:37, closed)

When your dad carks it...
...can you send me his carer please?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 24 Feb 2013, 9:02, closed)

She sounds awesome
I'll take half a dozen, thanks!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:17, closed)

If a honey-voiced ebony goddess, caring for your every need, is punishment for being a racist...
may I just take this opportunity to say I don't care for those 'coloured darkies' one iota...*rubs knees*
(pikey, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 2:13, closed)

Second!

(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:55, closed)