not me but an old colleague...
his mum has the twin evils of not only being racist but also terribly posh. (think deaf old bat from Faulty Towers)

On a trip to B&Q she marched purposefully up to a young lad (mixed race natch) and rattily barked her demand...

"young man. tell me where will i find a tin of nigger brown paint."
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:38, 7 replies)

I'm Not Making This Up
But there really was a hue of paint called "Nigger Brown".


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:44, closed)

i know
(happy candles dude)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:58, closed)

It still surfaces from time to time
www.thestar.com/news/2007/04/06/racial_slur_on_sofa_label_stuns_family.html

Happy candles Legless
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 11:06, closed)

Happy Candles Legless

(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:20, closed)

I do hope that it was you that posted this story last time.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:30, closed)

well i do have a habit of rolling the same shite out time and again
was a a fella Jonnymac who worked with me at a creative agency in Edinburgh that told me of his rich posh mum (of which i know to be true). So if it's urban myth - i fell for it.

You seem lovely though.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:36, closed)

Thanks, babe.
*air kisses*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:39, closed)