Trying to explain
to one of my Russian Dwarf Hamsters that fighting with its cage mate is wrong...i was actually chatting to him for fuck sake!
exactly what i was expecting, i do not know, missus thought it was hilarious though!

Also, shouting at my bed after smashing my shins on it.
(Pectacular Almost spectacular...but somethings missing!, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:01, 5 replies)

Inanimate objects
can hear us. They just choose to act sheepishly for a while not hurting us then, when you least expect it, they strike. I swear plugs wait until I've got my socks off before rolling into the my path prongs upward.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:06, closed)

Its funny because
you don't even know any Russian OR Dwarvish!!
(Blaah Blaah, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:49, closed)

My mum talks to
Her Syrian hamster but what makes it stranger is that she replies for him in a disturbing little voice.
(ickledoozer last played ball-in-a-cup on, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:41, closed)

When my dog is misbehaving
I use logic on him: "Now stop jumping on me or it will take me longer to get you harnessed and you won't get outside as fast." Doesn't work, surprisingly.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:52, closed)

Basil Fawlty?
"RIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'm going to give you a DAMN GOOD THRASHING!"
(Stiltzkin, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:15, closed)