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Bluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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I think Amy Winehouse has lost her phone.
At least, she's not answering.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 17:24, 18 replies)
No, No, NO!

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:01, closed)
They tried to make me go to defib...

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:28, closed)
Thank God you turned your life around in time before you became our very own Amy Winehouse

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:29, closed)
I wouldn't ever break your heart like that honey-pie.

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:38, closed)
Stay strong scarpe, you don't want to go back to sucking strange men off by the Wickes carpark for a go on their bottle of White Lightning

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:00, closed)
I used to do that AFTER the White Lightening.
to get the taste out of my mouth.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:05, closed)
Cue the overdose of Amy winehouse jokes

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:39, closed)
That's why I got in so quickly
I can always be safe in the knowledge that I made the first one.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:41, closed)
Wait...'overdose'...nearly too subtle for me there...

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:44, closed)
Hands up who's not surprised.

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:44, closed)
Might be quicker to say "hands up who *is* surprised".

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:57, closed)
Paging Fearne Cotton

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:03, closed)
I'm not putting my hand up Fearne Cotton
I'm not sure my watch is waterproof.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 14:01, closed)
Looks like Sickipedia's crashed
Can't imagine why.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:06, closed)
My money's on Norway.

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:07, closed)
Their boys took a hell of a beating.
Are you listening Morten Harket?
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:14, closed)
Well, they didn't take him on, did they?

(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:35, closed)
Have you tried pressing *1234
and sending the tape to the Daily Mirror?
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 16:57, closed)

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