My friend Billy
Had a ten foot willy,
And he showed it to the girl next door,
She thought it was a snake,
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only five foot four.

Which is how he lost very nearly fifty percent of his endowment.

He's still, unsurprisingly, incredibly bitter about it to this day.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:54, 5 replies)

A man with a 64" penis has no right being bitter about anything.
Except possibly the chafing.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:02, closed)

Thats not true
This incident left the poor chap with serious damage to his helmet and a loss of sensitivity all because of some over reacting silly bint
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:28, closed)

Surely it would be a bit of a handicap
I mean, for one thing, he'd have to be in the next room to have sex with anyone.

And his pants would look like one of those rastaman hats for hiding all their dreads in.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:59, closed)

Well...
...I'll give it a click for reminding me of a long forgotten childhood poem!
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:22, closed)

Bitter?
Nah, last time I sucked him off, he was sweet as honey.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:38, closed)