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Bluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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My friend Billy
Had a ten foot willy,
And he showed it to the girl next door,
She thought it was a snake,
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only five foot four.

Which is how he lost very nearly fifty percent of his endowment.

He's still, unsurprisingly, incredibly bitter about it to this day.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:54, 5 replies)
A man with a 64" penis has no right being bitter about anything.
Except possibly the chafing.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:02, closed)
Thats not true
This incident left the poor chap with serious damage to his helmet and a loss of sensitivity all because of some over reacting silly bint
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:28, closed)
Surely it would be a bit of a handicap
I mean, for one thing, he'd have to be in the next room to have sex with anyone.

And his pants would look like one of those rastaman hats for hiding all their dreads in.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:59, closed)
...I'll give it a click for reminding me of a long forgotten childhood poem!
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:22, closed)
Nah, last time I sucked him off, he was sweet as honey.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:38, closed)

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