Having not traveled
to the fair British Isles for more than 17 years I don't think I'm qualified to answer this question.

It would be fair to say that I'm fairly ambivalent about Gran Bretan and all it's loyal subjects.

However.

If it's denizens present themselves in real life in any way like they do on this website then,

you guys deserve every fucking thing you get.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:36, 25 replies)

More fool you.
Our native Furtive Bear is a joy to behold, even if they do account for hundreds of child abductions, each year.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:39, closed)

Maddie Mk 2014?

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:40, closed)

Are all Australians this insensitive?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:43, closed)

Probably not.
I can't say that I'm representative for all Aussies in much the same way you don't get a gold star for representing all of the UK.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:46, closed)

:(
Good thing I have a stiff upper lip.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:16, closed)

upper lip y
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:30, closed)

Boo fucking hoo.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:40, closed)

Can't tell if...
Bad trolling, or trying to be funny.
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:56, closed)

Both.
Always both.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:45, closed)

predictabobble

( rofl harris, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:57, closed)

U OK HUN?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:30, closed)

If you think it's just us Brits who think you're self-aggrandising blowhard
then you've completely failed to understand the international revulsion that you attract.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:54, closed)

Despite the risk of sounding like I'm generalising...
A number of representatives of every country think you're a prick.
( Muns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:44, closed)

To quote Monty Python
"Cruel but fair".


With the greatest of respect S0ckpuppet, enough victim mentality, it rots the soul.
( Ken Oath, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:52, closed)

You fat hopeless attention seeking ballbag

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:04, closed)

worked though didn't it

( rofl harris, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:24, closed)

And you are here
so you are one of us.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:57, closed)

One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.
One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.One of us.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 22:01, closed)

Don't make it feel included

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 9:13, closed)

So your story is you don't have a story but you felt like having a little whinge?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 19:48, closed)

that's all, ladies and gentlemen. nothing to see here.
mr persecution complex finally, finally jumped the shark.

seriously, fella, get some help. this actually appears to be some sort of incipient breakdown.

you colossal whiny arse.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 1:31, closed)

A+
Great Seller. Would buy from again.
( PooPants, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 3:06, closed)