Another shit story
Jeccius story reminds me of another arse toffee related incident in my current work place.

"The Phantom Shitter" I work at a large educational establishment with various different campuses dotted about the locality, at the time of this story there were 4 campuses. I had been told a story by an older colleague when I started (he was on his way out the door fat fuck with a bad back and wore noncing glasses) the story was that there was for many many years at another campus a Phantom Shitter.

The Phantom Shitter would quite simply just shit in the middle of the gents toilets, not in a cubicle or hidden away, just curl one out in the middle of the floor and leave it there in all it's glory.

Anyway, Ken (the guy who told me the story) soon received his marching orders from work, he had 6 weeks notice before being made redundant....and as if by magic The Phantom Shitter became a reality. There were meetings called and panels convened at the highest level to try to catch the culprit.

The fucked up thing was he must have had an accomplice, as I quite clearly remember there being reports that TPS had struck twice at different campuses approximately 3 miles apart on the same day at pretty much the same time. Now I was with Ken all day that day, what was even more concerning that I knew he knew that I knew he was the TPS. But we never spoke of it. I kept my mouth shut.

Now the accomplice thing worries me, as either he truly did have an accomplice that he had roped into doing the deed at the other site....or the alternative I think is even more harrowing....he had an admirer, a Copycat Phantom Shitter.

To this day I don't know which is true. But what I can say is he had some balls, he kept this up for 6 weeks almost, not every day, I would say maybe twice a week sometimes three times.

Anyway he's probably dead now.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:31, 5 replies)

Oh good lord :p
This is like the plot twist to "Scream", except instead of two people stabbing people there's two people shitting.

And it's in Smell-o-Vision.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:56, closed)

They should have just collared whoever had a box of All-Bran hidden in one of their desk drawers.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 1:26, closed)

Our office had one of those guys
Phantom shitter, used the toilet. Filled it up to where it broke the surface, like some primordial ooze monster yearning to breathe air.

Never any sign of toilet paper being use...
(sloremonger, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 2:16, closed)

Our workplace also had a phantom shitter, perhaps it's just one guy (or girl) that travels the country randomly shitting in places. The best incident was a fresh turd nicely placed on top of the tampon machine in the ladies toilets located in the visitors centre.
( Phil McCavity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:19, closed)

He worked on a large building site i was cadmonkeying around on for 6 months.
Everyone lived in fear....'he's struck again!'
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:43, closed)