Lurid Work Stories
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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You will, however,
be complicit in 122 mins of utter tripe.
Personally, i'd rather be obliterated by said nuclear explosion!
( , Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:14, 1 reply)
be complicit in 122 mins of utter tripe.
Personally, i'd rather be obliterated by said nuclear explosion!
( , Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:14, 1 reply)
Granted
Death from radiation poisoning is arguably more pleasant than having twenty years' expectations, fuelled by sweet 80s hero-nostalgia, crushed and suffocated under 122 minutes of total, unashamed bollocks.
( , Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:27, closed)
Death from radiation poisoning is arguably more pleasant than having twenty years' expectations, fuelled by sweet 80s hero-nostalgia, crushed and suffocated under 122 minutes of total, unashamed bollocks.
( , Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:27, closed)
I watched that on DVD
I want the 2 hours of my life back....
have a click for the story though
( , Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:02, closed)
I want the 2 hours of my life back....
have a click for the story though
( , Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:02, closed)
I switched off after the 'gunpowder is magnetic' bollocks
I hear the rest is shite too.
( , Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:42, closed)
I hear the rest is shite too.
( , Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:42, closed)
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