Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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They told me that there was a Chinese man in the Supply cupboard.I was sorely disappointed when I checked.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:14,
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He wasn't Chinese.He was knighted for his contribution to the laminated wood industry.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:19,
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Inadvertent racial profiling of people who hide in Supply cupboards.I am so very sorry.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:28,
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No leaping out or nothing. He was stationary.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:14,
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His mates were in the filing cabinetSorted
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I bet they were dewey-eyed with mirth.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 0:55,
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