Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I like it when men tell me authoritatively what women like in bed.Their prowess impresses me.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:39,
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A good book,and breakfast in the morning?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:49,
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No thanks, I've got a headache.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:55,
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Take two of these*, and call me in the morning.*my testicles
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:57,
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Thanks.*takes*
*throws to dog*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:58,
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I was hoping that police dog would arrive at this point(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:39,
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