Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Sex at the office.My brother told me that he found out that a couple of his colleagues had UNPROTECTED sex in a tiny meeting room in his office whilst there were some in-office after work drinks taking place a few weeks ago.
He said that the pair involved was fully naked and banging away like rabbits on the sofa in the tiny meeting room. The lady involved, when recounting the story to my brother and others, was proud to say that the man shot his load inside her twice and he shot a load on the sofa too.
Staff appraisals are conducted in the tiny meeting room and, more often than not, I am informed that the managers sit next to the other employees on the sofa and not at the meeting table. The sofa is made from cotton-like material so the spunk will have sunk right into it and been wholeheartedly absorbed...allow with any other incidental fluids.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:09, 7 replies)
alright, virgin(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:40, closed)
alright alright?(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:31, closed)
I liked the bit with the CAPS LOCKS.(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:57, closed)
You mean this bit, "UNPROTECTED"?I like that bit too. It adds a layer of sordidness to the tale.
For you, and for you alone, I shall leave this right here: CAPITAL LETTERS.
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BRILLIANT!!! THANKS!!!(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 23:05, closed)
You're getting off on this aren't you?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:14,
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FAP...FAP...FIPPITTY FLAP FLAPS AND A FAPPITTY FLIP FLAP FAP. (Yes. I am.)(, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 12:50, closed)
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