3 weeks? Get to the hospital straight away.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 22:02, 1 reply)

i got to go in an ambulance with blues and twos.
4 hours of emergency surgery and a week in hospital on sweet, sweet morphine. they saved my finger and did a tendon repair on the other one. two more ops and a skin graft to go. don't trespass, kids.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 8:34, closed)

I'm sorry to hear that you injured yourself breaking into somewhere.
3 weeks ago i severed a finger and partially degloved another on a palisade fence &
don't trespass, kids.

Maybe not trying to "break" into someone else's property might be the solution.
I might be generalising here but... I imagine the majority of people who aren't bitter mental cases who regularly perform B&E's wouldn't have many problems with fences.

Glad to see that they managed to save your ability to type tho.
Oh and since you've regularly lambasted me for my drinking habits - good to see you're enjoying the opiates so much. ;]
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:57, closed)

QUICK! MAKE IT ALL ABOUT YOU!
Shut the fuck up and fuck the fuck off, you fat tragic mental cunt.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:07, closed)

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 6:43, closed)

and ringo - trespass is a civil offence not a criminal one.
sorry to spoil your weird burglary fantasy.

also, please fuck off.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:09, closed)

Oh.
Well. That's ok then.
See I thought you might not have been jumping over someone else's fenced boundary in order to perform some good deed or public service. And since the majority of people who own/lease property would prefer strangers not attempting to illegally enter said property, then placing a fence in the way of would be fence climbers should surely be enough of a deterrent. Strangely enough most people who scale fences in order to gain access to other peoples property fail to do so for entirely altruistic reasons, so you can see where my confusion may have arisen from.
Since you clearly were there with no nefarious motives, then I trust there were no police involved to charge you - civilly of course. If it was your fence you jumped over - considering the consequences, I sincerely hope you don't lose you keys too often!
Either way I'm glad to hear that they've reattached your finger and I hope the recovery and rehabilitation process is not too long or too painful.
Cheers.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 7:33, closed)