
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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One fellow counselor told of the time he brought a black light to the camp. It's why I never sit on mattresses at camp, especially if I've been sweating in the sun.
On one of the trips I was leading, we were all (2 counselors and and 8 thirteen year old campers) sleeping when in a shelter I was woken a couple of times by the kid lying next to me (sleeping bags were in use) pinching me or elbowing me. In the morning, one of the other kids asked him what he was doing in his sleeping bag at 5am, to which the response was "Oh... crap."
( , Mon 9 Sep 2013, 0:21, 5 replies)

You might as well make the most of it.
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b3ta.com/questions/lastlaugh/post1069780
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