Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I've done a couple of stints working at a boy's camp over the pond.One fellow counselor told of the time he brought a black light to the camp. It's why I never sit on mattresses at camp, especially if I've been sweating in the sun.
On one of the trips I was leading, we were all (2 counselors and and 8 thirteen year old campers) sleeping when in a shelter I was woken a couple of times by the kid lying next to me (sleeping bags were in use) pinching me or elbowing me. In the morning, one of the other kids asked him what he was doing in his sleeping bag at 5am, to which the response was "Oh... crap."
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 0:21,
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Is this you admitting to being a child rapist?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 9:32,
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If you're going to rape someoneYou might as well make the most of it.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 9:58,
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You're as bad as that bloke who pissed on a kid for his own gratification.b3ta.com/questions/lastlaugh/post1069780
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:30,
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jelly fish sting?Spontaneous combustion?
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Errrrm...whut?
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skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:55,
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