Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I PISSED ON AN ORCHESTRA!(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 14:18,
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alright, baldmonkey(, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:43, closed)
Oh HAI BALDMONKEY!BALDMONKEY FOR TOP QOTW MOD!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 9 Sep 2013, 19:36,
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Aww manThat's the pit(s)
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I think you misunderstood.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 0:32,
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Having read the above, I'd like to point out that this is a lazy pun based on the title, not an endorsement of the article itself, which is a load of self-indulgent bollocks.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:15,
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It'd probably work better as a shit/rears pun, rather than a piss/urea one.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:23,
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Well, post a shit story, then.
You know, like you normally do.
/zong
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:49,
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HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I POST STORIES(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:07,
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