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"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."

Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Anal tearing from being fisted whilst filming a GAY porn movie, illegal to post links or I would.
for User Name Failed Moderation.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:07, 12 replies)
Illegal?
Who were you fisting?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:10, closed)
Who said anything about me being the giver!

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:17, closed)
Is it illegal to fist you, then?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33, closed)
He's Prince Philip ... it would be high treason.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:34, closed)
More like high price prostitue.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:56, closed)
You fisted an underager?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:26, closed)
Not to my knowledge I haven't but feel free to pleasure yourself with the thought. By pleasure,
I mean have a good long wank with the underage fisting at the centre of your fantasy.

It is illegal to post copyrighted materials. It is also impossible because it never happened. The only reason for the post was for the benefit of usernamefailedmoderation, who gave me some homophobic bullying. Terrible bullying. I almost cried.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:55, closed)
It's illegal to post copyrighted materials?
Fuck, they'd better close /links down immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:03, closed)
Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:06, closed)
Fistula?

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:10, closed)
Amidoingitrite?

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 6:03, closed)

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