Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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There's been a real lack of gory pictures, considering some of this week's stories, soyes, please.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:57,
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i.imgur.com/bKgRzH9.jpg
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:23,
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you big-chinned meany.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:32,
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Dreadful bullying (, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:21, closed)
i bet you're not even a real chinaman.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:47,
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Looks like the pirates are planning to kill you.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:33,
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(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM PIRATES!(^(^;;^)^)
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:35,
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At least you didn't break the nail(
skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:50,
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i no, rite! it still hasn't broken. but then it's protected by my massive Spaz-O-Cast. 2 more surgeries to go. then i'm scheduled for a 4th attempt to fix a collarbone i broke in 2010...
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:58,
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You don't have much luck, do you?(
skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:57,
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Needs more leeches.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:30,
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