Lurid Work Stories
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
How very Gilbert and George.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:47,
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Ooh, hark at Mr Culture, here!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:49,
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Oh, oh! More lambrini with your vole-o-vents, monster munch?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:19,
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Try the mouse-akka
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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Totes having canapes here.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:51,
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Ambassador, with your Shower O' Shite, you are really spoiling us.
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.Yeti., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:55,
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p ri
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:56,
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