Our drama teacher...
...Must have escaped from a mental hospital. She has sudden mood swings, yells at people then going straight back to calm, and seems to think she's 'hip and cool yeah?' (direct quote from her.)

For the first part of this year, three kids in my class (who won't be named) were dicking about talking, feigning innocence and pissing my teacher off, etc. About 8 weeks later after she had run out the classroom crying 3 times, we decided to just behave.

However, the next week we started dicking about again, and she kept us in at lunch to make us perform our plays (a good 10 mins each btw). However, she left the classroom, and when she came back in, we all clapped to make it look like the group performing (the last group) had finished performing.

She then said "If you cared about drama as much as you care about going to lunch, then you'd be better at it.

I got an afterschool detention for saying "Well I'm gonna use lunch everyday, but I'm sure as hell not gonna use drama everyday!"

_{In hindsight, I probably should've realised she was gonna run out crying again.}
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:10, 9 replies)

i don't think this happened.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:13, closed)

It did.

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:26, closed)

You would be surprised
how many times I use drama everyday.
3.86 times more often than maths.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 3:00, closed)

.
You should have said "if you cared about your work more than you cared about lunch, you would be a thin actress, instead of a fat drama teacher". That would have showed the fat crying cow.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:15, closed)

Haha! :D
She's not fat though, and to be fair I was put on the spot, I didn't have much time for a witty reparté.
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:28, closed)

Wit is spontaneous,
By its very definition it excludes thinking time.
(Figmaus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:01, closed)

you fucking idiot.
cheers.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:49, closed)

Oh really?
"but I'm sure as hell not gonna use drama everyday!"

And yet here you are, posting on b3ta...
(gordonjcp, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:57, closed)

I think this just makes you and your classmates look like a cunt
You're not clever and she is not crazy, you are a jackass.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 18:25, closed)