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You should have said "if you cared about your work more than you cared about lunch, you would be a thin actress, instead of a fat drama teacher". That would have showed the fat crying cow.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:15, 1 reply)

Haha! :D
She's not fat though, and to be fair I was put on the spot, I didn't have much time for a witty reparté.
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:28, closed)

Wit is spontaneous,
By its very definition it excludes thinking time.
(Figmaus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:01, closed)