Not recently, but I took my dog to the vet...
...can't remember why, but it's not important.
Anyhow, the vet's doing an examination and I'm stroking the dog, keeping her calm etc. when the vet lifts the dog's tail and shoves a thermometer up her jaxie (up the DOG'S jaxie - jeeze you lot). The dog looked at me with an expression of forlorn disappointment that can best be described as, "Why you let her do this to me?"
Many years later, just thinking about that disapproving look still cracks me up.
(minimalist ..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:49, 11 replies)

What you're saying here is 'I'd like to shove something up a dog's bum'?
I'd inform the mods, only they'd just give you tips.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:30, closed)

Yeah
"Kids are better"?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:42, closed)

That's only if you get *name deleted here* though.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:51, closed)

No...
...try reading it again, S - L - O - W - L - Y.
You can let your lips move if it helps.
(minimalist ..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:13, closed)

I think it's fairly clear from your text that you're deriving pleasure from shoving things up dogs' bums.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:32, closed)

And you...
...are a horrible internet bully.
Good day sir.
(minimalist ..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:54, closed)

An internet bully who's fingers don't smell of dog doughnut, thank you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:04, closed)

It's good to maintain courtesy standards when accusing somebody's finger of smelling of canine rectum

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:30, closed)

sensitive

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:10, closed)

The favourite part of going to the vets
for my dog is getting a digit up his bum. He licks his lips in pleasure. He's not gay though, he's not the giver. That's the rule right?
(Bababoon, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:13, closed)

Hahaha, that gets a click from me :)
My dog had a similar experience, except instead of looking at me forlornly, he jumped up and turned to look at her with an expression of complete and utter "What the hell are you doing?!" :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:52, closed)