No matter what you do, success or failure, everyone of us will die, it's just a matter of time
Still, you've got to laugh don't you
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 1:55, 5 replies)

I'm attempting to be the worlds first immortal person.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:57, closed)

Odd thought.
How does one define "first" immortal ?
You don't know if you're immortal until you've reached the heat death of the universe and still not died...

Quite aside from that, arguments like "I've been doing this three years longer than you" have got to get a little stale after a couple of thousand years.

But Hey, I'm with you. Live for ever or die trying...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:12, closed)

Spoiler alert for new Radiohead EP tracklisting

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:09, closed)

Arf!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:53, closed)

Unless you're already dead. In which case your laughing days are over.
& how the fuck are you reading this?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:48, closed)