I'm currently under the influence
of alcohol. But that's another (few) stories. All I want is a Subway, and for someone to explain the origins of:
I) The Honda Accord story
II) The Hulk Hogan/I made this I think it should win the compo thing

As a casual b3taholic can't be alone in the want of an explanation, click "I like this" if you want to know more. Or provide a rational explanation in the comments.
( krang, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:33, 8 replies)

The "Honda Accord" thing started with a classic QOTW story*, now deleted,
about a lad who got bullied at school, then ten years later confonted a former bully (who was by then a smackhead) and got revenge by pinning him against the wall with his Honda Accord. (Why he considered the fact it was a Honda Accord to be important was anyone's guess.) Since then, the Honda Accord has become the vehicle of justice.

* i.e. a screenful of verbose, incoherent drivel
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:48, closed)

these and other memes may be found here:
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:52, closed)

Woodside has it right.
For the original post that started the Honda Accord meme, click here.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 22:39, closed)

Bastard

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:26, closed)

Nice work.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:30, closed)

Even after the bastard comment i was still expecting a story
Double bastard
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:05, closed)

Seems every week someone asks this.
It's like the unofficial QOTW
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:58, closed)

Honda Accord should be in the FAQ.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:12, closed)