My mates cock
So my mate went in for a vasectomy, he had three kids already and was only 23 or something. It was on the night that the republic of Ireland played Holland to get into the World Cup Finals (1998??) I remember listening to it in the car.
Anyway, he asked me to pick him up as he could not drive back home himself, for obvious swollen reasons.He said to be there about 8 and he would be on ward 3 or something. So I parked up, wandered in to a seemingly deserted hospitol, noone was about. After a few minutes I seemed to be in the right place and tracked down a nurse, I tentatively enquired 'Hi, I am looking for Phil Collins, I am here to pick him up' (that was genuinely his name), instantly she replied, bold as brass 'Oh yes love, is he in for his cock? I'll just go get him'
And she did
He had no more children
(robojoel, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 19:09, 3 replies)

1994
(TexasPete enjoyed being sexually molested by your Father on, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 19:11, closed)

Did I just not understand this?
Or are there no funnies?
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 1:10, closed)

"Is he in for his cock?"
Made me laugh anyway.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:11, closed)