ouch
well I didn't actually seek medical help although I could have done with it as I was worried about the embarrassment factor, but one time I got burnt on my intimate parts with a chili. Boyf had cooked a top quality Thai stir fry but not washed his hands. The 'thanks for dinner' afterwards involved me screaming the house down and him thinking for a minute that he'd made me come like a train.
Apologies for length but it hurt for fucking ages. A shower didn't help at all.
I worked with his mate. The following day I came in to a Red Hot Chili Peppers CD on my desk. Cunt.
( Sallyrsm, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:45, 2 replies)

If it ever happens again
try bathing your lady bits in milk or yoghurt, water just makes a chili burn worse but since capascin is fat soluble then milk will wash it away. My housemate managed to get chili in his eye a few months ago, luckily I was around to stop him bathing it in water and got him to use milk instead.
(mmm....beer, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 12:58, closed)

Or oil
Olive oil's good. Soap and water isn't bad either. Don't be tempted to use alcohol, however good an idea it might seem at first glance!
( Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 21:17, closed)