Here's one in the eye
My mate R spent 6 months working in France, a time he greatly enjoyed until he developed a rather painful eye infection. The French docters were baffled, and after the thrid visit told him he had to return to the UK to seek medical advice from his own GP.

This he did and was promptly sent to a specialist. Within 5 minutes, the specialist, without consulting the history and just by looking, diagnosed the condition.

Chlamidia.

Moral of the story? NHS is better than private and the French, while claiming to have discovered the clitoris and the female orgasm have no understanding of sexual health.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:33, 5 replies)

Is that anything like
chlamydia?
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:56, closed)

Who gives a toss about the spelling
I'm still in shock after finding out you can get it IN. YOUR. FUCKING. EYE.
(syz, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:33, closed)

Well if you're going to use your eye for fucking...

(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:02, closed)

Was it....
...his Japs-Eye?
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:56, closed)

Chlamydia?
I thought that was a popular girl's name in Harlem
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:48, closed)