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I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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Can anyone tell me
what a proper midlife crisis consists of?
Men apparently get a red sports car.
What the hell are we ladies supposed to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:11, 15 replies)
It's pretty much the same pathology
"entering relationships with younger people (whether sexual, professional, parental, etc.)"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:29, closed)
Same sort of thing
Panic about the loss of youth and go a bit weird as a result. Maybe you could buy some wildly inappropriate shoes, shack up with an unreasonably attractive 21 year old in a relationship that's never going to last... that sort of thing.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:50, closed)
Become a cougar

(McChinaman banned, Fri 3 May 2013, 5:18, closed)
Manimal was a great show.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:28, closed)
Change your hair, change your job, change your bloke.
Worked for me.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:25, closed)
Buy cats and take up crochet.
Then seduce the pool attendant and force him to degrade himself with the gardener.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:32, closed)
Splash out
On a new red washing up bowl.
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:42, closed)
From what I've seen, it involves a lot of crying in the loos at work.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:01, closed)
^^very much this
oh and sweeping generalizations about MEN!
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:36, closed)
Two Words
Cosmetic surgery.
(Roving Blowtorch, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:38, closed)

metic sur play bug
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:50, closed)
My sportscar is blue.

(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Fri 3 May 2013, 11:25, closed)
Laid

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 3 May 2013, 13:42, closed)
Laundry
And some cooking, if you're any good at it.
(sloremonger, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:08, closed)
They get a pink sportscar The LOVELIEST YOUTHFUL HATD.
With eylashes on it's headlights.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 5 May 2013, 15:04, closed)

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