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This is a question Midlife Crisis

I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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It's perfectly legal to have consenting sex with someone born in
1997.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 May 2013, 12:13, 17 replies)
For the avoidance of doubt ...
... early 1997 only.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 6 May 2013, 12:39, closed)
Maybe it is, but why the fuck would you want to?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 6 May 2013, 13:01, closed)
You'd have to ask someone having a mid-life crisis, I imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 May 2013, 13:03, closed)
Forget even that.
It's been legal to have sex with Kurt Cobain's daughter for 4 years.

4 fucking years.

*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 May 2013, 14:13, closed)
Maybe it is, but why the fuck would you want to?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 May 2013, 14:15, closed)
To smell her teen spirit. Duh.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 May 2013, 14:20, closed)
Or to see if she's inherited her mum's Hole?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 May 2013, 15:18, closed)
You wouldn't
I'm just sayin, like.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 May 2013, 15:18, closed)
^ gay

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 May 2013, 17:58, closed)
Only if she says yes

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 May 2013, 23:09, closed)
Mrs Shambles found some AWESOME television in the cheap channels last night.
A bunch of middle aged americans going to Romania to buy a whore find a bride.

There was one bloke who seemed genuine and fairly decent if a bit socially awkward. The rest were the creepiest rapey old fucks I have ever seen. I got so uncomfortable that I had to go to bed. One of them was absolutely definitely going to murder and dismember whoever was foolish enough to marry him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 May 2013, 14:18, closed)
Ain't no creepy rapey fucker like a fat middle aged creepy rapey fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 May 2013, 15:29, closed)
terrible bullying of ringofyre

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 May 2013, 15:38, closed)
Welp, that's everything that ever needed to happen on here.
Last one out turn the lights off.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 6 May 2013, 15:40, closed)

On the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 May 2013, 18:00, closed)
Probably the S-Club Juniors' greatest song.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:27, closed)
I'm old enough to have legal sex with a girl 1/3 of my age

*weeps*

Luckily teenage girls think I'm a creepy weirdo.
Come to think of it, so does my wife...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:38, closed)

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