Misheard and Misunderstood
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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You sound like a lovely bloke
What kind of sociopath refers to their eldest child as "it"?
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:52, 3 replies)
What kind of sociopath refers to their eldest child as "it"?
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:52, 3 replies)
What kind spends his days calling out strangers on internet forums?
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:16, closed)
twat.
do you trawl around internet forums in the hope of picking up a small grammatical error or a bad description in the hope that you can try and use big words to annoy people?
have you any idea even what the word "sociopath" actually means?
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:15, closed)
do you trawl around internet forums in the hope of picking up a small grammatical error or a bad description in the hope that you can try and use big words to annoy people?
have you any idea even what the word "sociopath" actually means?
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:15, closed)
Massive what the fuck question springs to mind.
Where do I think I am? Eh? What in the name of shitting fuckery are you dribbling on about?
Oh and in reference to "you massive bender" I am pretty lithe, so I guess I can stretch, bend and contort myself into various positions.
Unlike you, whom I can only guess is a fat sweaty retard dribbling all over his keyboard as you tuck into another *bowl of cheese covered chips - the only bending you probably do is bending your arm down to the food that you trough into your mouth.
*bowl = the size of an average washing up bowl.
You are a cunt, AICMFP.
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:03, closed)
Where do I think I am? Eh? What in the name of shitting fuckery are you dribbling on about?
Oh and in reference to "you massive bender" I am pretty lithe, so I guess I can stretch, bend and contort myself into various positions.
Unlike you, whom I can only guess is a fat sweaty retard dribbling all over his keyboard as you tuck into another *bowl of cheese covered chips - the only bending you probably do is bending your arm down to the food that you trough into your mouth.
*bowl = the size of an average washing up bowl.
You are a cunt, AICMFP.
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:03, closed)
You'll do yourself an injury sweetheart
with that level of internet upset
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:49, closed)
with that level of internet upset
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:49, closed)
I did wonder about that being the cause, then I saw the 'he' in the next sentence of the original post to refer to the same child.
Possibly good intention ruined by inconsistency
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:32, closed)
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