Misheard and Misunderstood
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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It was a reference to them losing yesterday.
Call yourself a Yorkshire lass, FFS.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:15,
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it depends who's asking
i was born there, but i never lived there, i got dragged off down south and then back up to cheshire and then back down south... i'm like a poor little waif and stray :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:17,
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Cheshire: the non-county
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:48,
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feck orf
it's very pretty and you've got manchester in one direction and the peak district in the other... what's not to like?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:36,
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I think if you're defining yourself by "stuff that isn't actually Cheshire but is conveniently close by" then you're basically arguing my point for me.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:41,
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"Cheshire: It's not Manchester"
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:46,
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Dorset: not quite as far away as Devon.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:56,
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Not even a 1st class county cricket team FFS
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:39,
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It could be worse
You could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:45,
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Your mum's on the game,
Your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job,
'cause you're too fucking thick.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:33,
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You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think
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zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 14:54,
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its a treat ffs
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zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 19:24,
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I was born there and only lived there for 9 months. Still Yorkshire though.
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