Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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it depends who's askingi was born there, but i never lived there, i got dragged off down south and then back up to cheshire and then back down south... i'm like a poor little waif and stray :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:17,
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feck orfit's very pretty and you've got manchester in one direction and the peak district in the other... what's not to like?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:36,
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I think if you're defining yourself by "stuff that isn't actually Cheshire but is conveniently close by" then you're basically arguing my point for me.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:41,
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"Cheshire: It's not Manchester"(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:46, closed)
Dorset: not quite as far away as Devon.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:56,
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Not even a 1st class county cricket team FFS(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:39, closed)
It could be worseYou could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house
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Your mum's on the game,Your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job,
'cause you're too fucking thick.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:33,
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You look in the dustbin for something to eatYou find a dead rat and you think
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its a treat ffs(, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 19:24, closed)
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