Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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I buy cakes for more junior colleagues.I'm sorry this makes you sad. I buy their beer too.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:17,
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it made me sad, because corner shop cakes sound shitbut the beer thing makes you sound a bit... rapey.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:18,
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He goes into the off-license to buy beer and fags for themand invites them round his house so they can use his playstation.
He's been doing it for years. All the local parents warn their kids not to go near him.
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some of them are closer in age to my kids:(
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:47,
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Just think of all that time you could have spent with them instead of spending night and day seven days a week on the internet. Secretly they must be pleased that their dick dad steers clear of them.
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someone has just brought in mini battenburgs herei lol'd
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:37,
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urgh, marzipangot to peel that bit off first
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:03,
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look ... the faux indignation and upset is one thingbut this ... this is just totally fucking unacceptable on a public messageboard
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:10,
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it's disgusting stuffi have duly peeled it off the outside. the inside is... ok. bit soggy.
mr kipling angel slices are much better.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:14,
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jesus ... you really do like plebcake(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:27,
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i don't really like cake tbhonly lemon drizzle.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:36,
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what sort of overweight office clerk are you?100!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:05,
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there are plenty of other fattening things other than cake101!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:25,
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^Foodwrong^/ac
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They are a bit nastybut the cartesian symmetry appeals to my inner autism.
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It may taste nicerbut it doesn't have an inversion centre.
Unless the cakes I consume conform to certain symmetry operations, my family will die.
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there's nothing "inner" about this autism, is there?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:34,
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the corner shop sells lemon drizzle made by WI types it comes in paper bags that are so impregnated with syrup that you have to prise them off the counter
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:34,
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you're revising my opinion of the corner shop now(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:34,
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It's Cambridge ... the 'corner shop' is a fair trade cooperative.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:40,
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You meanfood bank
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I think the same group do run a food bank.Some poor cunts are probably expecting tins of spaghetti hoops and getting organic spelt.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:40,
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