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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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They are a bit nasty
but the cartesian symmetry appeals to my inner autism.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:19, 1 reply)
lemon drizzle or gtfo

(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:21, closed)
It may taste nicer
but it doesn't have an inversion centre.

Unless the cakes I consume conform to certain symmetry operations, my family will die.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:28, closed)
there's nothing "inner" about this autism, is there?

(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:34, closed)
the corner shop sells lemon drizzle made by WI types
it comes in paper bags that are so impregnated with syrup that you have to prise them off the counter
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:34, closed)
you're revising my opinion of the corner shop now

(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:34, closed)
It's Cambridge ... the 'corner shop' is a fair trade cooperative.

(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:40, closed)
You mean
food bank
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:53, closed)
I think the same group do run a food bank.
Some poor cunts are probably expecting tins of spaghetti hoops and getting organic spelt.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:40, closed)

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