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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Just now
Sitting here with with my laptop, obsessing over QOTW and ignoring my 2 year old daughter who is watching Thomas the Tank Engine.

I keep thinking she is saying 'choo choo', but then realise it's actually 'doo doo' and she's stood behind me smearing her shit all over the wall.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:39, 13 replies)
I'd be undertaking a dirty protest as well
If you were my parent
(Moag_R_Brainbow kicks the mods dog to death out of pity, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:53, closed)
I though it was just how Scottish people
marked their territory?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:56, closed)
^ this
that reply gave me a proper chuckle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:10, closed)
It pains me to agree.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:24, closed)
you've somehow worked out how to breed??

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:21, closed)
Dont be silly
Just like painting and decorating they get a man in to do the job
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:53, closed)
like father, like daughter, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:36, closed)

Win
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:35, closed)
can't blame her; Thomas the Tank Engine is wank

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:55, closed)
Apparently
its a just massive right wing conspiracy.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:05, closed)
the grauniad's Comment Is Free section has become the greatest troll on the planet
it's wiped the floor with the daily mail and the bbc
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:09, closed)
You've seen Alien v. Predator.
Now...Grauniad v. Mumsnet.
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Obviously not really watching TTTE, just going through the motions.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:23, closed)

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