Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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A couple of weeks ago I discovered my wife,who is very intelligent and well aware of the difference between the mammals and the other vertebrates, thought that beluga caviar is the eggs of the beluga whale.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:17,
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I eat a whole bowl of the stuff for breakfast every morning(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:23, closed)
No wait, sorryCornflakes, not caviar.
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Beluga cornflakes?Can they stay under the milk for 40 minutes at a time?
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.Yeti., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:51,
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Out of the mouths of babes eh!My thick as fuck sister thinks that the Platypus lays eggs! Duh!
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Peej, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:32,
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The monotremes can fuck right off.Fucking hipsters. They’re no different to some cunt sat in Starbucks with a typewriter.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:21,
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