Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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"I've found the G-Spot!"my girlfriend yelled excitedly from the upper floor. I raced up the stairs three at a time, expecting the find a deeply erotic scene of frenzied, abandoned lady-wanking before me.
But instead she was fully clothed in the spare room triumphantly holding a little saucepan. Then it dawned on me. We were having friends round for a fondue party and she had found the "cheese-pot".
Tch.
none of this is true, I hate fondue
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 10:17,
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OftentimesEspecially in the week running up to bath night
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Fondon't(, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 17:28, closed)
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