Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Yeah. I still look pretty handsome and popular. Thanks for reminding me.But hey ... if sending a single gaz message with a traceable link and relying on him being profoundly stupid counts as obsessive stalking in your books then I'll just have to live with the terrible shame of disapproval from a sock puppet. If ... if ... if I could just stop this sobbing ... I'd ... I'd cuddle my children. Who aren't imaginary. Or stuck in a shopping mall in Florida. Sob.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:51,
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Dunno mate, the pictures that got posted of you were of a fat middle aged dull looking chap attempting "zany". Your superhero post count kindof tells it's own story as to how popular you are in real life.You've even managed to out creep Albert with your l33thax3r sleuthing "trace" on him. Quite what you pull out of the bag when your kids bring their schoolfriends round is anyone's guess mate, but I imagine it'll be cameras in the toilet at the very least.
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Have you had cosmetic surgery?Or are you confusing your Cliff Richards calender with the mirror?
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I've learnt something new todayA calender is apparently a machine in which cloth or paper is pressed by rollers to glaze or smooth it
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You can get Cliff Richard colanders?(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:58, closed)
yeahthe holes are too small to put your dick in unless-
i have disgusted myself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:27,
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You seem to have gone totally Ahab here mate, is this guy your White Whale?
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He does look fat and pasty judging by the photos.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:05,
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heh(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:37, closed)
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