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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

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No?
To be honest, everything west of the M25 is either airport, unpleasant but unavoidable business parks, or the slow road to Devon and Cornwall.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:03, 1 reply)
Don't get out much
do you
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:06, closed)
Pretty much every night.
I live in a city rather than a retirement village.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:08, closed)

You're out pretty much every night?

What sat in the pub typing on your phone like some kind of Marshmallow saddo? I suppose you're 'out on the town' right now?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:12, closed)
"you're"
And no ... I'm at home now. It's barely 8 o'clock. I realise that's ovaltine and bed time down there in sleepy dullshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:14, closed)
Off out later to a 'gig' are we?
A fat 40 something consultant rocking it with the students down at the corn exchange. You're my inspiration.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:35, closed)
just the pub
I'm off to a gig tomorrow though. Shall I put it in the calendar?

I'm sorry that your life is already over but some of us are still quite enjoying ours.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:18, closed)

Can we have a photo of the 'gig' and for no reason whatsoever a picture of a Wednesday's newspaper in the shot.
(maggied Riding the Gravy Train on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 6:59, closed)
I can scribble "pwease believe me b3ta sock puppets! :( :(" on a bar mat if that'll help?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:07, closed)

pwease believe me b3ta sock puppets! :( :( Help! I'm having a midlife crisis!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:58, closed)
"abloobloobloo people are having fun and I'm stuck in dreary commuterville blooblubberbloo"
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/aug/03/the-case-for-fortysomething-festival-goers
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:03, closed)
30mins from central london is hardly 'stuck' in the most desirable place in the UK.
But then I'm not going to brag to a messageboard about all the cool gigs I got to because I'm not 14.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:11, closed)
the train from here to London is as quick
and we both know that you never go out in London anyway so your theoretical proximity is entirely academic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:17, closed)
Do you take the magic fantasy bullet train with Albert
when you go down to play the O2 with your rock band?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:24, closed)
it's about 50 minutes to kings cross or Liverpool Street ... Dullville is the same from Waterloo
really dunno where you're going with this given that you've already whimpered that gigs are for the yoof

It may come as a shock but it's not actually much fun for me to watch a real person getting upset online. Why are you doing this to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:29, closed)

So upset I didn't have to post a guardian article about how it's 'cool' to be having a mid-life crisis.

And I am yoof, you tragic old man.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:22, closed)
fuck ... I can't imagine being young in a commuter village
no wonder you're so up tight
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:07, closed)
I bet you can imagine being young though
And you do, for a moment when you close your eyes, at a Phil Collins concert.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:39, closed)
dunno what that means soz
I'm not a prematurely old dullard trapped in the commuter belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:51, closed)
Just clicked the link.
Oh dear.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:12, closed)
^ Spluffed his pants over a Lauren Lavern picture.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:50, closed)
it's only natural, studge

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:59, closed)
I dunno Doc, I mean, she's no Jenny Powell.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:01, closed)
hummina hummina!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:51, closed)
Yeah!!
show them how it's done shambo
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:00, closed)
That is a dead ringer for one of my ex-Admin Blokes.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:04, closed)
sexy as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:20, closed)
Of course now you're going to have to keep away for a few hours
while you pretend go out and party with the cool kids to complete the Marshmallow-style illusion.

You two are so much more alike than either of you are prepared to admit.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:00, closed)
”either of you is"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:19, closed)

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