
Jizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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Whilst this was going on in France, I was walking down the road with a mate of mine - after watching a game at the pub.
I must admit, thinking back, I did look a bit of a cock, weighing about 20 stone at the time, and having BRIGHT bleached blonde hair.
I only realised just how much of a cock I looked when, in the middle of a conversation about England's team selection or something, a car sped past full of chavs, and someone sat in the back shouted "Gazza!" - I was heartbroken :(
Inserts cock joke
( , Fri 1 Jun 2007, 7:00, Reply)
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