Soft Cell
Have just returned form pub.

Playing 80s music. coluld have been a mix tape make in heaven. PJM and I were having very in depth conversation...kept stopping to shout out "ohh! Soft Cell!" or "Human League!"

Very nice.

Am pissed.

Night night.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 0:24, 14 replies)

FUCKIN' MACC LADS JIZZ FUCKSTICK!!!
Hooray for the 80's! Hooray for getting pissed! sweet dreams bonny lass
mwah mwah Txxx

*Hijack* Keeping up with the 80's theme, got Depeche Mode on the computer as we type - except it's an album from 2005/06 - so 20 years too late.

Fucksticks. Ah well.

See you in March. DG (as I seem to have been abbreviated to recently - I always wanted to be Director General of the BBC, so I'm half way there. Yay. Doctor Who from now til the apocalypse, I say).

**PS I am also a bit cuntlashed...

**fuckin hijack back to me**
Cuntlashed is a top notch expression, dontcha think? But really he's only bordering on approaching wankered lol xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 0:58, closed)

Tourette's
la Poulet Madame is tucked up in linen sheets snoozing away with the fairies.

Were she awake, she would indeed agree that "cuntlashed" is a fantastic expression.

G'night x
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:04, closed)

just remembered..
..the rumours circulating at the time of Marc Almond's alleged suicide attempt..

"He O.D.'d on drinking 2 pints of jizz"
was a favourite of mine going around our school
:o/

All urban legend, if you ask me, unless he was performing fellatio on a sex-starved elephant?!

CATHOLIC PRIESTS!!

FUSSELL's MILK!!

FUCKING IZAL!!

night night chuck xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:10, closed)

Goodnight and sweet dreams
to you too PJM.
Is your bike tucked in nice & warm & safe?
DG and meself are going to STAY UP A BIT LONGER and drink more wine to prove how clever we are and tell jokes and laugh about anything remotely rude ;o)

*Second hijack* Yeah, and to discuss what an utterly untalented, worthless cunt Craig David is... DG

Nighty - night...

*Fuckin' PISS UP A ROPE HIJACK*
DG's ranting about Craig Capuccino David has reminded me of a joke regailed to us by Legless in some north-east drinking establishment....

Here it goes...


"Why does Rupert The Bear wear checked trousers?" ??????????


BECAUSE HE'S A CUNT!!!!!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:17, closed)

orf we feck
to the poly-cotton bed linen from Asda....
That doesn't bother us 1 f*ckin iota coz we are f*ckn bastaad well hard geordies like man!!! Ya fucka!! KANGEROO SPUNK !!!
*CHORTLE SNIGGER* I like rude words especially swear words because they are rude and funny ;o) xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 3:46, closed)

Sounds like our set
That's what I do for a living, a dodgy 80's tribute band. Yay for me
(allyourbasekris Hotdog, Jumping Frog, Alberquerque, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 11:01, closed)

I felt so damn sober
Reading PJMs, Tourettes and Chickenladys posts from last night/early hours of today. I do hope the heads are pounding, but mine will be tomorrow, due to supporting scots whilst they kick seven grades of shit out of the Welsh. I do reverse welshness now- I support anyone thats playing the welsh, like they do to anyone playing the english. Yaky fucking da!
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 11:35, closed)

I can safely say
that my head is absolutely pounding today... 4 O' BLOODY CLOCK we got to bed last night / this morning...

*makes mental note to self - I'm not 21 anymore, fuckin' grow up...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:07, closed)

Oh we are clever
So clever that our taxi is booked for 8pm to go out and do it all over again...
DG is feeling so rough, he's talking about shandy tonight!? In the spit 'n' sawdust hairy-arsed pub in which we are meeting chums?! Worra blouse ;o)
*stomps off, shaking head whilst simultaneously scratching hairy geordie arse*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:37, closed)

Hey!
I'm the only blouse on this site!!!!!
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 15:49, closed)

^
Ah, but are you big and frilly? ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 18:53, closed)

^
I'm big and silly - will that do!
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:30, closed)

^
lol sounds good :o)
You may have gathered that I am also big and silly and rude and I like willies!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 19:13, closed)

Am now sober (ish)
kicked the bike out of PJM's bed to make room for me.


The man loves his bike....



*Actually he even let me have a go yesterday....it was lovely. Nearly let it get back in the bed...
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 20:40, closed)