Slightly off topic...
... but my (female, posh) housemate just shat all the way down our very steep stairs after getting out of the bath.

No idea how a mix tape could fit in here, but theres a few chunks that look slightly like a cassio cassette in bad light.

What am I living with?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:03, 9 replies)

Accidentally...
...or on purpose?!
( dan j the filthy bastard, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:13, closed)

how
how is that physically possible?

the stairshitter.

sounds even worse than the bedshitter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:35, closed)

Missed the cup, eh?
I wish I had never saw that damned thing!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 22:55, closed)

It always sounds better on a Maxell
Did you get any background hiss?
(fatcock has decided to be more mysterious.....or has he?, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:27, closed)

she must be related to
that bloke that ate cars, nails and glass. Nice mixed tape salad on the side,
Beautiful.
(Philishave Muckfuzz is bugger! I missed the Karma QOTW, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:23, closed)

Is it
a cat? a dog?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:44, closed)

I think
accidentally. Although to be honest in the past she has shat on the back of the toilet seat. I think she has a butler at home who guides her to the pan.

As far as I could gather through the tears, and before I legged it to the nearest pub, she was coming down the (very steep) stairs and just followed through. Explosively.

Not sure about background hiss... there was heavy bass and percussion though.

I really don't want to go up or down the stairs tomorrow.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 1:26, closed)

she did
clean it up?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 7:18, closed)

Yeah looks like
she's cleaned it all up. At least I can't see any nuggets waiting to surprise me. She swamped everything in bleach. She hasn't been able to look me in the eye as this is the second shit incident with her. The first time she laid something that looked like a pre-weight loss Andy Fordham's arm in the toilet and it wouldn't flush... so who does she come to for help?

It really puts life into perspective when you find yourself chopping up your housemates crap with an empty cornflakes packet. I had to stop halfway through for a joint and a good long pull of vodka.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 17:25, closed)